“警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。

 

“你们律师真是物质至上，我很不舒服!”警察反驳说，“你这么关心你可恶的宝马，你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。”

 

律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”

 

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.