1、 "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. ""Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will be fined $60. Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"" At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, ""Umm...How much for a season pass?""女生宿舍将全面禁止男生进入，男生宿舍也同样不得女生光临。""不论是谁，一旦违规，初犯将被罚款20美元。再犯要被罚款60美元。第3次被抓需要交180美元的罚款。还有什么疑问么？""这时人群中一个男同学问道，""那么一个季度通行证需要多少钱？"""

 

2、 Where the Declaration of Independence was signed? Teacher：“Who knows where the Declaration of In dependence was signed?” Student：“I know，I know.At the bottom of the page.”《独立宣言》是在哪儿签字的？老师：“谁知道《独立宣言》在哪儿签字的？”学生：“我知道，我知道。是在那页纸的底部。”

 

3、 "A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, “Who is the most obedient, never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?” he inquired. There was silence and then a chorus of voices: “You play with it, Daddy!” 一个有五个孩子的父亲带着一件玩具回到家里，把孩子们召集来问这件礼物应该给谁。“谁最听话，从不和妈妈顶嘴，让干什么就干什么？”他问道。大家都不吭声。过了一会儿，孩子们异口同声地说：“爸爸，您玩儿吧。”"

 

4、 "Wedding night, husband deep feeling of say to the wife:""Dear of, I love you, I swear hereafter can't certainly do a sorry your business, if I do, certainly encountering for a day, the thunderclap splits, don't die a natural death!""Newly married but soon, the husband made a sorry cuckoldry matter. On the first, the husband goes out by boat, being the ship drove up to ocean middle, suddenly strong breeze your work, seeing the ship will sink right away, at this time, the husband towards the sky to scold a way loudly""old day, whether you becomes blind or not, I do a sorry cuckoldry matter, you let I a person die like, why harm" "so many innocent peoples to also want to die.""At this time, hears spread a deep and low" voice in out of t "he sky:""You think I am all dry" "all day long what, I" "am very not easy to wait until today just chase your se people concentrated together!""新婚之夜，丈夫深情的对妻子说：“亲爱的，我爱你，我发誓以后一定不会做出对不起你的事，要是我做了，定遭天打雷劈，不得好死！”可是新婚不久，丈夫就作出了对不起妻子的事。 一日，丈夫乘船外出，当船驶到大海中间" 时 ，突 然狂 风 大作，眼看船 马上就 要沉 没了 ，这时， 丈 夫大 声对着天空 骂道“ 老天 ，你是不是瞎了眼了，我做了对不起妻子的事，你让我一个人去死就好了 ，为什么害 这么多无辜的人也要死啊。” 这时，只听见半空中传来一声低沉的声音：“你以为我整天都干什么啊，我好不容易等到今天才把你们这些人集中在一起来的！”

 

5、 "One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up. "Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked. The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."一天，一位大学心理学教授向他的新生们问候。他站在学生们的面前说：“如果哪位同学认为自己傻，就请站起来。” 大约过了一分钟，一位年轻人站了起来。教授说：“嗨，你好。你真的认为自己是个低能儿么？” 这个孩子回答道：“不是的，先生，我只是不忍心看着只有你自己站在这里。”"