老婆和老公搞笑对话,老婆与老公的爆笑经典对话
小张:“那叫张雄杨怎么样?”
小杨:“什么,熊杨?你还想埋汰人!告诉你,再这么气我,这孩子我就不生了。”
小张:“别别,叫张敬杨怎么样?”
小杨:“这还差不多。”
8、有个女的叫她闺蜜陪她去跟踪她老公,当她老公刚进一间房子的时候,她就和闺蜜说:快把门踹开。
闺蜜说:不急,等几分钟在踹,能抓个现行。
她急忙说:不行,等几分钟什么也抓不着了。。。
9、和老公大吵了一架!
老公:你看你气的,脸红的跟苹果似的!
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Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 229
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: fflush() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given
Filename: libraries/My_redis.php
Line Number: 156
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 156
Function: fflush
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 207
Function: _clear_socket
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: shuffle() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given
Filename: gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line Number: 322
Backtrace:
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 322
Function: shuffle
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once
Severity: Warning
Message: array_slice() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given
Filename: gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line Number: 323
Backtrace:
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Function: array_slice
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
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Function: require_once
小张:“那叫张雄杨怎么样?”
小杨:“什么,熊杨?你还想埋汰人!告诉你,再这么气我,这孩子我就不生了。”
小张:“别别,叫张敬杨怎么样?”
小杨:“这还差不多。”
8、有个女的叫她闺蜜陪她去跟踪她老公,当她老公刚进一间房子的时候,她就和闺蜜说:快把门踹开。
闺蜜说:不急,等几分钟在踹,能抓个现行。
她急忙说:不行,等几分钟什么也抓不着了。。。
9、和老公大吵了一架!
老公:你看你气的,脸红的跟苹果似的!