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5.脑袋空不要紧，关键是不进水。
6. 上自习时，原本闹哄哄教室会突然一下安静下来，然后大家就会郁闷的回头看后门是不是老师来了结果根本没人来。
7. 问：女友和老妈同时掉进河里，你先救谁?答：你们两个活，让我去死。
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Function: array_slice
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
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Function: require_once
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File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
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Function: shuffle
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
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Function: require_once
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Filename: gexingshuo/Content_m.php
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Function: require_once
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Function: _error_handler
File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
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