关于英语的小笑话精选

前台小姐："You yourself look. all people are playing，no people have time，you can wait，you wait，you not wait，you go."(你自己看看，所有人都在玩呢，都没空，你愿意等就等，不愿意就走你)

 

外国人："Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?"(我的上帝，这儿有谁会说英语吗)

 

前台小姐："Shout what shout，quiet a little，you on earth have what thing."(喊什么喊，安静点，你到底有什么事)

 

老外："I want to speak to your head."(我想和你的领导谈谈)

 

前台小姐："Head not zai.You tomorrow come."(头儿不在，明再来吧)