米饭和包子打群架，米饭仗着人多势众，见了包子的就打，豆沙包，糖包，蒸饺无一幸免。粽子被逼到墙角，情急之下把衣服一撕，大叫：看清楚，是卧底!——提前祝朋友端午节快乐!

 

端午到了，送你一个万能“粽”，仅限端午食用。食用的呈现：幸福紧随如风，烦恼跑得匆匆;知识用之不竭，钱财取之不尽;好运如日中天，彩票一买即中。

 

Dragon Boat Festival to give you an omnipotent "Dumplings", only the Dragon Boat Festival food. Food presentation: well-being followed by the wind, troubled run hastily; knowledge inexhaustible, inexhaustible supply of money; luck heyday of the lottery that is the one to buy.

 

听说今年端午节期间出了个怪事，我当时正好路过，但我不相信我所见到的一切：那只猪居然真地像人一样拿着手机正在看短信!

 

I heard during the Dragon Boat Festival this year, out of a strange, I was just passing through, but I do not think I saw everything: the pig actually really like people holding mobile phone text messages are read!