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Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

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Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 182
Function: fwrite

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 220

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 220
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fflush() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 156

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 156
Function: fflush

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 207
Function: _clear_socket

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: shuffle() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: gexingshuo/Content_m.php

Line Number: 322

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 322
Function: shuffle

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_slice() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

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蚜虫的天敌是什么
今天上课,老师在讲昆虫,然后问我们:“同学们,蚜虫的天敌是什么?”我们全班答:“牙刷!”

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你洗澡啊,里面男的多不多啊
俺碰到一个心仪已久的女孩从澡堂里出来,想套近乎,憋了半天憋出一句:“你洗澡啊,里面男的多不多啊?”


可怜的狗
甲:昨晚你妻子大吵大闹了?乙:是的,她在对狗发脾气。甲:可怜的狗!我好像听到你妻子甚至威胁要拿走它进门的钥匙!


把借条烧了
一个新手去收高利贷,他把借条拿出来,笑着说:“白纸黑字明明白白地写着你欠我100万!难道你想赖帐。”人家表示确实没有那么多钱,他威胁道:“哼哼!别怪我没提醒你!明天再交不出钱,你的房子就像它一样。”他掏出打火机就把借条烧了……


愚蠢的乙
甲:我要提醒你,我丈夫一小时后就会回来。乙:可我并没有做无礼的事呀。甲:我知道。如果你想做点的话,只剩下不到一小时了。


谋财还是谋色
法官:你声称被告从你的丝袜里偷走了钱?女郎:是的,大人。法官:那你为什么不反抗?女郎红着脸答:我不知道他是要偷我的钱。


我是本人
一女子拿一张支票到银行兑现。出纳员:你能证明是你本人吗?女子听了困惑不解,掏出一面镜子照了照,答:没错!是我本人!

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