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Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

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Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 182
Function: fwrite

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 220

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 220
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fflush() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 156

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 156
Function: fflush

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 207
Function: _clear_socket

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: shuffle() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: gexingshuo/Content_m.php

Line Number: 322

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 322
Function: shuffle

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_slice() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

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二十七、 有人撒你一身油,对你说:别担心,有奥妙全自动!你咋办?打到他肾亏,对他说“别担心,有六味地黄丸,治肾亏,不含糖。”

二十八、 历史课上,老师复习“贞观之治”时,过程问:“水能载舟亦能什么呀?”,一学生大声回签:“亦能煮粥”。全场笑倒一片。

二十九、 有人说你长得象头猿,我严肃的批评了他,太不象话了!哪有这样说人家的?人家本来就是一头猪!

三十、 一直好想问你一句话却又不敢贸然开口。特别是在宁静孤独的夜里,思绪万千让我辗转难眠,只好发短信问你…还尿床吗?

三十一、 甲曰:尔何由抽烟?答:余姑妈昨日嫁女!诧曰:尔姑妈嫁女与尔抽烟何干?答曰:若此,余抽烟与汝何干?

三十二、 "一醉汉不慎从三楼掉下,引来路人围观,一警察过来:发生什么事?醉汉:不清楚,我也是刚到!"

三十三、 刺猬妈妈抱怨:我孩子的衣服经常漏洞。蜈蚣妈妈叹了一口气,我买光了两家专卖店,连孩子的一半鞋都还没买到呢

三十四、 老王非常喜欢看拳击,每次看到人家打到对手的嘴时都会大声叫好,一人见,问你是拳击教练吗?哦不是我是:牙科医生。

三十五、 上班疲惫,晋升排队,说好吃饭却被灌醉,情人至今没有到位,早晨不愿醒,晚上特想睡。这我都无所谓,最不能忍的是祝你快乐也收费

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