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Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

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Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 182
Function: fwrite

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 220

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 220
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fflush() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 156

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 156
Function: fflush

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 207
Function: _clear_socket

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: shuffle() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: gexingshuo/Content_m.php

Line Number: 322

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 322
Function: shuffle

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_slice() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

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2016最新最热火微博主持夜场搞笑段子精选1
上眼皮对下眼皮说:为什么你又不理我了……下眼皮说:因为主人要学习,我们还是无法在一起……上眼皮说:那说好的幸福呢?……下眼皮说:不,主人不挂科为大,我们的爱情算什么?主人感动了……说:你们在一起吧……于是她们相拥,于是自习室又多了一个睡觉的孩子…
 
今天在办公室,一个同事女……满脸忧伤的爬在办公桌上,我上前询问怎么了,那里不舒服吗?同事叹了口气说:我妹妹快生孩子了。我:你妹妹生孩子你忧伤什么?同事答:她孩子出生后,我就是名副其实的大姨妈啦!!!
 
上大学时追一女孩,数次表白,无果。后来女孩短信约我周末去公园,我激动得晚上没睡好觉。周末应邀到黄河公园。走了一阵,女孩说:“我有句话一直想对你说…”我那个激动啊,心想这事有戏,就说“你说吧,我听着。”然后她告诉我:“黄河也看过了,这回死心了吧?!!”
 
今天在阳台看见一同学拿着手机看着天空,我过去问他看什么呢?他说他在等飞机。我又说你看飞机又上不去。他说:“我等飞机飞到我头上,就可以用微信加空姐聊天了。”我心中万只草拟马奔腾过去…这是得有多2啊!
 
朋友骑电动车载我,跟我说拍前面那妹纸的P股。拍完我们加速逃走。后来我拍了,朋友却停了下来对我说:“你这是干嘛?” 世界安静了……
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