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Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

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Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 182
Function: fwrite

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 220

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 220
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

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Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fgetc() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 229

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 229
Function: fgetc

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 204
Function: _read_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: fflush() expects parameter 1 to be resource, boolean given

Filename: libraries/My_redis.php

Line Number: 156

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 156
Function: fflush

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 207
Function: _clear_socket

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/libraries/My_redis.php
Line: 105
Function: _write_request

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/models/cms/gexingshuo/Block_content_model.php
Line: 56
Function: __call

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 318
Function: pget_3tu_model_st

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: shuffle() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

Filename: gexingshuo/Content_m.php

Line Number: 322

Backtrace:

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/application/controllers/cms/gexingshuo/Content_m.php
Line: 322
Function: shuffle

File: /www/wwwroot/gexingshuo.com/index.php
Line: 340
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: array_slice() expects parameter 1 to be array, boolean given

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经典微信段子:唉!胸又压到键盘了~

NO.1

玩游戏认识了一男生,偶尔qq聊聊天,他有一份高薪职业,和他聊天中感觉他人品也不错,斯文细心有礼貌,我对他颇有好感~ 一次,他好奇的问我:“怎么每次和你聊天,聊着聊着你就会打出一串乱七八糟的字符?” 我无奈的说:“唉!胸又压到键盘了~” 后来我成了他女朋友……

NO.2
 一天妈妈在微信家族群里叫我去外婆家吃饭,于是我想说我衣服脱了在床上了,不想去。后来该死的输入法给我打成我媳妇脱了在床上。。。后来家族群默默的发起了红包。

NO.3
自从上次晚上散步遇到那个遛狗的帅哥后,我就每天朝思暮想,希望与他再见面。就在刚才,那个帅哥来我家了,他的第一句话就是:“我注意你很久了!”我心里顿时一喜,难道他和我是一样的心思?接着就听到他继续说道:“你是不是看上我家那条狗了。”啊,啊,啊?

NO.4
20岁的女人是足球,二十几个男人去追。30的女人是篮球,十几个人去追。40的女人是乒乓球,两个人你不要我不要 你不要我不要。50岁的女人是高尔夫球,一个老头子拿着球杆一挥,爱TM衮多远衮多远。

NO.5
有个女的告诉我,她和五个男人开房,她还是处女。我只能大声的告诉她:你她妈的,你那是钢化膜呀!

NO.6
记者采访一位139岁的老翁 问其的长寿秘诀是什么 老翁:早餐吃小米粥 午餐小米粥 晚餐小米粥 记者:那你有什么愿望吗 老翁:我想死

NO.7
上机课上发现我在女友QQ上的备注名是w,于是问她怎么个意思,然后她说就是“我的”的意思,感动了几天!今天把她手机拿来玩,看看自己在她电话簿里是什么名字,结果我看到一个C,这是什么意思…什么意思…怎么回事…

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